THE BABE PAGES #6

Quotealicious

Most memorable quotes from our favorite fillums EVA.

Dante Hicks: ‎"A little word of advice my friend- sometimes you've just gotta let those hard to reach chips go."


Garth Algar: "Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?" 


Ned Ravine: "Uh-uhm?! She told you her name was.... Uh-Uhm?!! What other lies did she tell you?!" 


Lloyd: "That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey? 
Lady at bus stop: Austria. 
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie! 
Lady at bus stop: Let's not." 


Mr. Shickadance: "Ventuuurrraaa. 
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."

HIPPY NEW YEARZ!

Hi folks! We have no excuse for not attending the blog as frequently as we normally do. The only reason is that we have been stuffing food in our gaping maws. For days now. Another person who enjoys copious quantities of food is Homer Simpson. Here's to Homer, and the other Springfieldians! What better way to ring in a new year than with some clips of our favorite moments of Simpsons past.

ENTER SANTA

Merry Christmas! It's that magical time of year when everybody spends sickening amounts on presents, drinks themselves into oblivion to forget about their credit card debts, and then eat copious amounts once they sober up because they feel sorry for themselves. But the sobering side of summer aside, we love Xmas here PGL. We've got our trees decorated, and we're being super good so that Santa brings us pretty jewellery and bad-ass shoes. In the festive spirit, we've compiled a list of Christmas songs to get your Chrissie parties started. Enjoy!

Alice Cooper- Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Kim Wilde & Mel Smith- Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Twisted Sister- A Heavy Metal Christmas
Iron Maiden- Another Rock n' Roll Christmas
The Raveonettes- The Christmas Song
King Diamond- No Presents for Christmas
The Ravers- (It's Gonna Be) A Punk Rock Christmas
Sniper- All I want for Christmas (Is To Rock)
Dez Fafara/ Doug Auldrich/ JohnTempesta/ Blasko- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
The Pogues and Kirsty McColl- Fairytale of New York
Queen- Thank God It's Christmas

Fashion Corner with the B Man

Welcome! To Fashion Corner with the B Man. Brett Archibald Bevege, Babe, Beauty, Bitch, all in one incredibly sexy package. Here he shares with us his hot fashion tips, and some memories of fashion times past. Kathy Pollock interviews.

1. What's the worst fash faux pas you've ever made?

In grade six I bought a pair of Pepsi (yeah, no shit) heavyweight parka nylon cargo shorts from K-Mart. The crotch was really spikey for some reason ("some reason" = cheap as shit velcro) so I stapled some cotton wool inside them to soften the blow to my upper-inner-thigh. Does an inner workings fash disaster count? 

2. What's your vibe on harem pants?

Owning harem pants (or as I like to call them, Hammock-Nappies) is the fashion equivalent of being in an abusive relationship. They will ruin your life. 

3. What do you think of Prince's style?

He's really sensible. It's kind of boring. I guess the sergeant pepper jacket thing was pretty cool. He could definitely learn a thing or two from his brother Harry. 

4. Have you ever worn ugg boots, gum boots, or double pluggers to a social function?

No. But I did wear a Puma t-shirt to my cousin's wedding, circa 1999. Shit, that probably coincided with the Pepsi pants era. 

5. You've been quoted as saying "Just because it's from an op shop, doesn't mean you should buy it" Does this still ring true today?

I stand by this statement. Not naming any names, but adding a new fur coat to your wardrobe every single week is not going to land you Bret Michaels. 

6. You're renowned for your cutting honesty and particular style, once having said to this reporter "I hate everything in your wardrobe" Do you feel you would make a good judge on Project Runway?

Firstly, that was a low point. A low point for you that is. Secondly, I don't think I could handle being a judge on P.R because it would be too hard to resist using Heidi Klum to body slap the shithouse contestants. I would also struggle with my urges to use Klum as a javelin to throw to the neighboring studios where they film Next Top Model and pierce Miss J.

7. If you were a piece of clothing, what would you be?

Plain blue t-shirt used as jizz rag. 

8. You currently live in NYC. Do you see some kerr-az-ay fashion choices there?

Last time I was here I saw a woman and her whippet wearing matching black bodysuits at JFK. That was pretty life changing. 

Brett is currently taking New York,. New York by storm. Stay tuned for more insiders tips and wisdom.

Lurve is a Battlefield

Grrls Got the Goods

Girls are sick. Here is the first installment of The Bitchenest Girls in da Biz.


Tamni Gilmore and The Yips. 


Why do we love Tamni? Why do we love The Yips?


1. The Yips are rockin
2. Her voice is sexy and funny and real
3.

That's it, really. Take this snippet of wisdom and do your research. Go! Go on, get!