Welcome! To Fashion Corner with the B Man. Brett Archibald Bevege, Babe, Beauty, Bitch, all in one incredibly sexy package. Here he shares with us his hot fashion tips, and some memories of fashion times past. Kathy Pollock interviews.
1. What's the worst fash faux pas you've ever made?
In grade six I bought a pair of Pepsi (yeah, no shit) heavyweight parka nylon cargo shorts from K-Mart. The crotch was really spikey for some reason ("some reason" = cheap as shit velcro) so I stapled some cotton wool inside them to soften the blow to my upper-inner-thigh. Does an inner workings fash disaster count?
2. What's your vibe on harem pants?
Owning harem pants (or as I like to call them, Hammock-Nappies) is the fashion equivalent of being in an abusive relationship. They will ruin your life.
3. What do you think of Prince's style?
He's really sensible. It's kind of boring. I guess the sergeant pepper jacket thing was pretty cool. He could definitely learn a thing or two from his brother Harry.
4. Have you ever worn ugg boots, gum boots, or double pluggers to a social function?
No. But I did wear a Puma t-shirt to my cousin's wedding, circa 1999. Shit, that probably coincided with the Pepsi pants era.
5. You've been quoted as saying "Just because it's from an op shop, doesn't mean you should buy it" Does this still ring true today?
I stand by this statement. Not naming any names, but adding a new fur coat to your wardrobe every single week is not going to land you Bret Michaels.
6. You're renowned for your cutting honesty and particular style, once having said to this reporter "I hate everything in your wardrobe" Do you feel you would make a good judge on Project Runway?
Firstly, that was a low point. A low point for you that is. Secondly, I don't think I could handle being a judge on P.R because it would be too hard to resist using Heidi Klum to body slap the shithouse contestants. I would also struggle with my urges to use Klum as a javelin to throw to the neighboring studios where they film Next Top Model and pierce Miss J.
7. If you were a piece of clothing, what would you be?
Plain blue t-shirt used as jizz rag.
8. You currently live in NYC. Do you see some kerr-az-ay fashion choices there?
Last time I was here I saw a woman and her whippet wearing matching black bodysuits at JFK. That was pretty life changing.
Brett is currently taking New York,. New York by storm. Stay tuned for more insiders tips and wisdom.
