Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Celebrity Blissfiles Numero Cuatro- I Wanna Be Your Dog

This edition of Celebrity Blissfiles is brought to you by editor at PGL, Riff Randall.


IGGY POP.


Big Day Out. Crowded. Sweaty. Dehydrated. And then, suddenly.... Iggy & The Stooges. Simultaneously losing respect for both herself and everybody around her, Riff finds herself aggressively pushing her way to the front of the crowd, and struggling to pull herself over the fence separating her from the demonically possessed Iggy. A handful of people are dancing on stage while Iggy writhes around in skin tight jeans. She is over the fence, ignoring the fact that she has kicked somebody in the face, and that her skirt has risen to obscene heights. All in the name of Iggy. He reaches out his hand. He is looking right at her. Right into her 16 year old eyes. It's both liberating, sexy, and extremely creepy. She reaches out her hand, she's almost on the stage, and then, just as their fingers almost touch, a security guard grabs her from around her waist and places her back on the other side of the fence, as easily as a small child puts a pet guinea pig back in its cage.

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